dreams That's the last time I watch a crazy bank heist movie right before bed. Last night I dreamed that a group of terrorists was trying to steal--I swear I couldn't make this shit up if I tried--the freaking Liberty Bell, and a crack team of cops and lawyers was trying to stop them (a team headed by none other than Big Shot Lawyer, of course). The pesky terrorists wanted the bell because, in my cracked-out dream-brain, the Liberty Bell is secretly the source of all freedom and democracy in the world, and whoever has it gets all the freedom and democracy while everyone else is stuck with stupid old tyranny. Makes perfect sense, right? I guess this is what happens when I watch crazy movies before bed and I happen to be flying to Philadelphia in a few days.

In other news, Sarah Palin evidently wiped the floor with Frank Murkowski's ass yesterday. Damn.  ¶ 10:55 AM