well, okay then Since Raúl hasn't appeared, the current rumor on Miami radio is that both Castro brothers are dead, there's been a military coup, and there's currently a struggle to the death in the Politburo for the leadership. It really is pretty damn weird that Raúl still hasn't appeared, and obviously there's something fishy going on (Raúl's binge-drinking, perhaps? He does have a history: after basically ordering the death of dear friend and comrade Arnaldo Ochoa in 1989, Raúl went on quite the grief-stricken bender and gave such a bizarre and incoherent performance in front of the military that the party's official newspaper was compelled to make excuses for him the next day). But, seriously, a successful coup against both brothers? By whom, exactly, and with what army??! Have I mentioned how sick of Miami radio I am?  ¶ 8:50 PM